Ted: Don’t pretend you’re not the kind of guy who keeps a list of all the women he’s slept with.
Marshall: I have one. It’s called my marriage license.
(Source: cheesyfiestafuck, via wreckonize)
You never know…
WHY MUST PEOPLE ALWAYS STIFLE THE ACCENTS!?!?!
Meow meow meow.
CATS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!! :)
These are the questions I would ask :)
You tell him Marshall! CRIMES!
Oh Canada jokes… Will you ever get old?
